25 questions from the front lines

1. Ms. King, can newspapers be fiction?

2. Ms. King, cat eat rabbit? And also dog?

3. Are chimpanzees friendly?

4. What feeling is white?

5. Where does toilet water go?

6. Ms. King are you bigger than a lion?

7. Why is your name Ms. King? It should be Mrs. Queen.

8. Have you been to a nightclub where people are fighting?

9. Why don’t you have a boyfriend? (It’s time for you to look for one.)

10. Ms. King, when you laugh too much you will cry. Why?

11. Ms. King, you were a baby?

12. Ms. King, when I am old I will like girls? I will marry?

13. Ms. King, when I am 18 I will go to aniversity?

14. Can I take this (penny, scrap of paper, random fleck of lint, popsicle stick, etc.) home?

15. Do mosquitoes fart?

16. Do you go on facebook? (My mom’s on it all the time)

17. Ms. King, lions eat polar bears?

18. Was your dad a King?

19. Why didn’t you try to look nice today? (Ms. Leen did)

20. Can you give us homework with balloons?

21. Can I take this stick home to feed my termites?

22. Feeding my termites, that is good?

23. Are you a Christian?

24. Do you miss us?

25. After dismissal are you sad?