That's a fine head of hair, son.

Marc watches dog racing
Originally uploaded by mchughtie.

Popular rumors are circulating about a certain someone, a person I met on my sister's barstool, who charmed me by stealing her "nature survival" journal and adding a certain comment about the displeasure of consuming one's own pinkie when one has committed to a life of vegetarianism, who channels dogs, laments the discontinuation of his favorite hair goop, who can pull off wearing an eye patch with a shaved head, who has read the dictionary in its entirety and who is haunted endlessly by the reigning stupidity imbibing the town of Greenfield. Let's give it up for birthday boy, Marc.