Things that make you go "Yum!"

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Originally uploaded by mchughtie.

What I feel when I drive by "The Creamee Dog" soft-serve stand (yes, it's served soft, my friends) is panic. It's the identical feeling I had when a woman I know lifted up her pant leg, proudly showing me her still-scabby misspelled tattoo. I can't even enjoy making fun of it, because it's just too damned sad.